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04 February 2012 ~ 98 Comments

Beat This Caption Contest 81

Beat This Caption Contest 81

Caption Contest #81

The Caption to Beat:

Beer Syphoning only works when they’re drunk!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

Feb 5th – Feb 11th 2012.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

Enjoy the Contest!

Share and Enjoy!
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04 February 2012 ~ 0 Comments

Beat This Caption Contest 80 Winner

Beat This Caption Contest 80 Winner

Caption Contest #80 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

The Snooze Button is one HOT feature!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Joe Z:

My wife has the hot dog warmer!

HA! Great Caption! Are those 12″ Hot Dogs? :) Your Money is coming! Look for the email. :)

Runner Ups:

Lee Hauxwell:

For the GRILLF in your life!

James Reardon:

Mary got this for her fat Husband, and bought herself the Dream Dildo Alarm Clock!

Debra Russo:

What you do with the syrup is up to you!

Claudette Stone:

Exclusive sponsor of my 800 pound life!

Rob Falconer:

Darling, that is not a sausage you’re grilling!

Pete:

The ideal present for the woman who likes to waffle in bed!

Debra Russo:

I’ll have some hot sausage on the side!

Jim Cavanaugh:

I’d take my eggs sunny side up, but I’d turn the lady over!

lancerodeo:

And on the other side of the bed, I have a machine that gives handjobs. Now I no longer miss my ex-wife!

Joan Lutz:

Just like food, good things come in twos!

barbara:

Her pancakes and eggs are going to be great with my hot sausage!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 80

A NEW Contest has already begun!

Make sure you join in the Fun!

Congrats again to the Winner!

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28 January 2012 ~ 126 Comments

Beat This Caption Contest 80

Beat This Caption Contest 80

Caption Contest #80

The Caption to Beat:

The Snooze Button is one HOT feature!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

Jan 29th – Feb 4th 2012.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

Enjoy the Contest!

Share and Enjoy!
126 Comments

28 January 2012 ~ 0 Comments

Beat This Caption Contest 79 Winner

Beat This Caption Contest 79 Winner

Caption Contest #79 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

Hey, this doesn’t taste like an apple!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Lee Hauxwell:

Still blind after the delivery, the mother checks her babies!

This Caption is so dumb it makes me laugh my ass off. Funny shit!!! I think my baby needs a diaper change… :) Your Money is coming! Look for the email. :)

Runner Ups:

Rob Falconer:

I know who cooked this – it’s defo Kate!

DennyS:

Little Billie smiles, having already had his turn at ‘musical turds’!

Claudette Stone:

My kids will never question: what’s for dinner?, when I answer: same old shit!

Joan Lutz:

So, this is the secret ingredient for the next Iron Chef contest?

Jim Cavanaugh:

The Newt Gingrich school lunch plan!

James Reardon:

Everytime I go out with my friends, I get shitfaced!

Pete:

It’s OK Jane, they’re Granny Smiths!

Debra Russo:

Is this Hershey’s with Almonds?

Chris Eicher:

The lesson here is when they ask if you have any last requests, do not say: “Eat shit!”

lancerodeo:

Gross, is that oatmeal?

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 79

A NEW Contest has already begun!

Make sure you join in the Fun!

Congrats again to the Winner!

Share and Enjoy!
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21 January 2012 ~ 210 Comments

Beat This Caption Contest 79

Beat This Caption Contest 79

Caption Contest #79

The Caption to Beat:

Hey, this doesn’t taste like an apple!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

Jan 22nd – Jan 28th 2012.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

Enjoy the Contest!

Share and Enjoy!
210 Comments