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Caption Contest #222 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

Hey, why is there a hair in my Play-Doh?

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Denny S:

Harry’s folks were thrilled when they found a barber who would cut his hair for only $135.00!

Great Caption! I find sandpaper works pretty good too! You Win! :)

Runner Ups:

Rob Falconer:

Hey, that poor little Afro kid just got Velcro’d to my back!

Ratrodshaggy:

Hi, I’m Chris Hansen from Datline NBC. What are you doing here?

Jinx:

What did the pedophile say when he went to 1st Grade Class?… Gawd, I feel like a kid again!

David Winger:

Some bears choose the weirdest places yo hibernate!

Joan Lutz:

My sleep walking is really getting out of hand!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 222

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Caption Contest #222

The Caption to Beat:

Hey, why is there a hair in my Play-Doh?

You will have plenty of time to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Contest Dates:

November 2nd – November 8th 2014.

Enter as many times as you want!

No Prizes, Just Fun!

Enjoy the Laughs!

Caption Contest #221 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

When your girlfriend’s giving you a massage, and she’s got a horrendous hangnail!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Pacman:

DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT TO CONTINUE WITH THE DOLPHIN TOUR?!!

LOL Great Caption! What does a Dolphin say? *belch… You Win! :)

Runner Ups:

Ratrodshaggy:

GO GET MOM!!!

Rob Falconer:

Is this your first circumcision, Doctor?

David Winger:

Jason celebrates Halloween by unleashing his inner hemogoblin!

Denny S:

Are you SERIOUS… I hit the lottery!

Jinx:

Bet he don’t have the balls to try that again!

fsablan:

The take away…Never ever ever talk to the girlfriend of a midget Japanese ninja warrior!!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 221

A NEW Contest has already begun!

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Caption Contest #221

The Caption to Beat:

When your girlfriend’s giving you a massage, and she’s got a horrendous hangnail!

You will have plenty of time to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Contest Dates:

October 26th – November 1st 2014.

Enter as many times as you want!

No Prizes, Just Fun!

Enjoy the Laughs!

Caption Contest #220 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

This Miley Cyrus costume is hilarious!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by fsablan:

Hefty, I am your father!

Great Caption! Now carry me out with one hand… You Win! :)

Runner Ups:

Denny S:

We got front row seats to go see ‘Gallagher’ tonight!

Pacman:

Richard will you quit being a Dick and stop playing with your foreskin!

Jimbo:

Redneck Ebola Hazmat Suit!

Mr Blonde:

Bruce Jenner denies having one too many Botox injections!

Jinx:

By the look of her hymen, she’s still a virgin!

Ratrodshaggy:

Honey, have you seen momma’s spanx?

David Winger:

Mom, my silly putty is acting silly again!

Rob Falconer:

Well, next time you feel like sneezing, grab a hankie!

Joan Lutz:

I don’t think this is a wise way to lose weight!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 220

A NEW Contest has already begun!

Make sure you join in the Fun!

Congrats again to the Winner!