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Caption Contest #217 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

…You must lay a log 3 feet long without a single break…!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Jinx:

I used Duck-Tape to seal up that quack in my ass!

Great Caption! I think you’re gonna need a couple of rolls… You Win! :)

Runner Ups:

David Winger:

The #1 and #2 reasons not to play a game on a toilet seat…#1 and #2!

Rob Falconer:

Isn’t that what the men’s toilets are for – male bonding?

Jimbo:

This was how John Bobbitt was able to re-attach his penis, without health insurance!

Denny S:

Oh yeah…This is WAY better than that roll of carpet tape!

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Caption Contest #217

The Caption to Beat:

…You must lay a log 3 feet long without a single break…!

You will have plenty of time to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Contest Dates:

September 28th – October 4th 2014.

Enter as many times as you want!

No Prizes, Just Fun!

Enjoy the Laughs!

Caption Contest #216 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

Sorry… I farted!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Jimbo:

When there was a hospital ‘code red’, all the doctors came!

Great Caption! So if you’re ever in the hospital and your heart stops, close your eyes and mouth! :) You Win!

Runner Ups:

Jinx:

Hold that elevator… I’m coming!

Denny S:

If you stare at it for 30 seconds then look away…you can see Jesus!

Rob Falconer:

If I’d had a bit more time I could have done a question mark!

Al Brown:

I used to only hit the baseboards. Thanks, Viagra!

Ratrodshaggy:

After the surgery Chaz Bono just couldn’t wait to get home to try out the new equipment!

David Winger:

Holy confusion!! After being discharged from the hospital patients headed to the exit didn’t know if they were cuming or going!

Dianne Cloutier:

Running out of specimen jars left them with no other option!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 216

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Caption Contest #216

The Caption to Beat:

Sorry… I farted!

You will have plenty of time to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Contest Dates:

September 21st – September 27th 2014.

Enter as many times as you want!

No Prizes, Just Fun!

Enjoy the Laughs!

Caption Contest #215 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

Well that’s what happens when you forget your pants!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Denny S:

The imprint on the seat kinda’ looked like a coconut tree!

Funny Caption! I hope that’s Sap… You Win! ;)

Runner Ups:

Jinx:

…and its a Foul Balls!

Rob Falconer:

That’s the last time I go to a game with a tube of superglue in my back pants pocket!

Jimbo:

It must be, “Play with your bat” night!

David Winger:

Nothing new…in 6th century England, in the days of King Arthur, you would always see the kiss “cam a lot”!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 215

A NEW Contest has already begun!

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Congrats again to the Winner!