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Caption Contest #242 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

Mike woke up with some Serious Morning Wood!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by j scott:

If Mike can bob his head enough, it will look like a rubber pencil!

Oh man, you had me Cracking up. I was Visualizing this and Laughing! Great Caption! :) You WIN!

Runner Ups:

Jinx:

The kids already made fun of him for having a pencil dick!

Denny S:

Down Syndrome kickstand!

footballisus:

Hey don’t laugh it keeps my glasses from falling off!

Pacman:

Well Timmy because it’s a #2 pencil, you’ll be feeling shitty for a while!

Mr Blonde:

Shit! Next time, glasses on first then put pencil behind ear!

David Winger:

The new word processor for the mentally challenged!

Dianne Cloutier:

Proof that not everyone is cut out to be a head writer!

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Caption Contest #242

The Caption to Beat:

Mike woke up with some Serious Morning Wood!

You have PLENTY of time to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Contest Dates:

April 5th – April 11th 2015.

Enter as many times as you want!

No Prizes, Just Fun!

Enjoy the Laughs!

Caption Contest #241 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

As they pulled the Alien Probe from Harold, they realized it was just his Selfie-Stick!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Jinx:

We’ll have that gerbil out of there in no time, Mr Geer!

HA! Made me Squeal… Great Caption! :) You WIN!

Runner Ups:

Denny S:

The extendable ‘Dual-Nostril-Booger-Picker’ Marge got on E-bay worked better than advertised… 5 stars!

pacman:

Really this state of the art hook only got us a dam G.I. Joe boot!

rochelle day smith:

Look I got Betty White’s False teeth!

footballisus:

Oh I think its still alive hit it again!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 241

A NEW Contest has already begun!

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Congrats again to the Winner!

Caption Contest #241

The Caption to Beat:

As they pulled the Alien Probe from Harold, they realized it was just his Selfie-Stick!

You have PLENTY of time to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Contest Dates:

March 29th – April 4th 2015.

Enter as many times as you want!

No Prizes, Just Fun!

Enjoy the Laughs!

Caption Contest #240 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

Trust us, our Tenderloins are Dirt-Cheap!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Dianne Cloutier:

Hey Joe, go out back, we need some more Ground Chuck!

HA! Awesome Caption! Made me Laugh! You WIN!

Runner Ups:

Denny S:

All our faithful customers just keep coming back… eventually!

Jinx:

…yeah…business has been kinda dead lately!

j scott:

We sell Pepperoni and Sausage for your Tombstone Pizza!

Ryan S:

Our selection is to die for!

David Winger:

When it comes to meats, we have the best slabs anywhere!

footballisus:

So that’s why there meat taste a little grainy!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 240

A NEW Contest has already begun!

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Congrats again to the Winner!