24 July 2012 ~ 122 Comments

Guess This Caption Contest 18

Guess This Caption Contest 18

Guess This Caption Contest #18

Rules:

Guess what MY Caption is and leave it in the comments below. You don’t have to be exact, but you do have to be close enough or hit the one or two keywords that I have set up to win. Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize is a post saying you WON!!!

P.S. My smart ass comments don’t count. :)

WHAT WOULD RAW SAY?

This Contest is OVER!

Joan Lutz won! Congrats!

Guess This Caption Contest 18 Winner

122 Responses to “Guess This Caption Contest 18”

  1. Footballisus 25 July 2012 at 10:17 pm

    The next Incredible Hulk in training


  2. Rawhide 25 July 2012 at 10:43 pm

    You won’t like me when I’m angry…


  3. Alena 26 July 2012 at 1:52 am

    I’M SEXY and I KNOW IT!!!


  4. Alena 26 July 2012 at 1:53 am

    This guy actually has a sparkling resemblance to my friend Happy LOL


  5. Alena 26 July 2012 at 1:53 am

    I WORK OUT….


  6. Alena 26 July 2012 at 1:54 am

    Is this the “before” picture???


  7. Alena 26 July 2012 at 1:55 am

    Day 256 of my captivity…
    I was told to “bulk up” so I would be good eatin’ but HA! I sure showed them…


  8. Alena 26 July 2012 at 1:55 am

    I got passion in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it…show it…


  9. Alena 26 July 2012 at 1:57 am

    “I don’t think I can hold these up much longer…seriously…take the picture dude”


  10. Alena 26 July 2012 at 1:58 am

    This is what happens when a toothpick mates with a praying mantis…


  11. Joan Lutz 26 July 2012 at 10:18 am

    My goal is to flex my biceps on Muscle Beach!


  12. Jason Wilson 28 July 2012 at 10:37 am

    And if you order my videos RIGHT NOW, ill double your order…


  13. Rawhide 28 July 2012 at 10:40 am

    I don’t think I could eat 2 orders of french fries…


  14. Jim Honaker 29 July 2012 at 12:31 am

    I’m twice as big as i used to be thanks to these gnc supplements


  15. Jim Honaker 29 July 2012 at 12:31 am

    first audition for captain america


  16. lee hauxwell 29 July 2012 at 3:57 am

    Next College Campus mass murderer begins training.


  17. Claudette Stone 29 July 2012 at 8:06 am

    Winner of the Jack LaLanne look-a-like contest, held 6 months after his death!


  18. Joe Z. 29 July 2012 at 5:20 pm

    Red Bull gives you fairy wings.


  19. Alena 31 July 2012 at 12:55 am

    I know right?! This guy TOTALLY fits that profile…


  20. Alena 31 July 2012 at 12:55 am

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!


  21. Jason Wilson 1 August 2012 at 12:18 am

    Body by Jack Skellington


  22. Alena 1 August 2012 at 5:02 am

    “I’m big in Europe”


  23. Jason Wilson 2 August 2012 at 12:43 am

    “wow, look how awesome i am after I photoshopped my body in that picture”


  24. Jason Wilson 2 August 2012 at 12:45 am

    What WWE’s Undertaker looks like without the trenchcoat and wig….


  25. Alena 2 August 2012 at 1:43 am

    Rawhide’s Self Portrait???


  26. Rawhide 2 August 2012 at 10:26 am

    I fling poop on you…


  27. Denny S 2 August 2012 at 11:33 am

    My trainer says, next year I’ll be able to switch to METAL weights
    from these plastic ones !


  28. Denny S 2 August 2012 at 11:36 am

    Laugh all you want….I make 750K a year !


  29. Denny S 2 August 2012 at 2:24 pm

    I haven’t seen ribs like that since I left Memphis !


  30. Alena 3 August 2012 at 1:06 am

    LOL


  31. footballisus 4 August 2012 at 8:14 pm

    Greetings earthlings,these are not arms or dumbbells Im holing. These are my antenaes


  32. footballisus 12 August 2012 at 5:12 am

    Can you find the biggest dumbbell in this picture?


  33. Denny S 15 August 2012 at 7:08 pm

    Bulimic Bob says, “If this photo doesn’t impress her…nothing will.”


  34. Joan Lutz 17 August 2012 at 12:24 pm

    I need to be in top shape so I can lift my dance partner above my head!


  35. Jen McNaughton 20 August 2012 at 5:47 pm

    98 pounds? I wish!


  36. footballisus 20 August 2012 at 6:27 pm

    98 99 pppppppptttttttt Aw man I just shit my pants!


  37. footballisus 20 August 2012 at 6:28 pm

    All the girls in the world beware Im comming for ya!


  38. footballisus 21 August 2012 at 6:36 pm

    Dumbbells go up she luvs me dumbbells go down she loves me not! and so on!


  39. Denny S 22 August 2012 at 3:34 pm

    “Muscles not included.”


  40. Denny S 22 August 2012 at 3:36 pm

    Centerfold in “GEEK TODAY” magazine ?


  41. footballisus 23 August 2012 at 5:07 am

    Go you chicken-fat go you chicken-fat go!


  42. Alena 25 August 2012 at 12:50 am

    AHAHAHAHHAAHAA!!! Good one…


  43. jim honaker 26 August 2012 at 12:05 am

    you can’t see the wires from the ceiling holding up the weights


  44. jim honaker 26 August 2012 at 12:07 am

    Gotta lose weight. Too fat. Anorexia poster boy slims down for his photo shoot


  45. jim honaker 26 August 2012 at 12:08 am

    No one told him that he has to eat real food along with taking the supplements.


  46. jim honaker 26 August 2012 at 12:09 am

    If those were weight loss products the company could make a fortune.


  47. jim honaker 26 August 2012 at 12:09 am

    he tried wearing the weight lifting belts but they fell to the floor every time he put them on


  48. Joan Lutz 27 August 2012 at 8:41 am

    I’m writing a how-to book on lifting weights and need to perfect my routine!


  49. Denny S 27 August 2012 at 3:36 pm

    Mark McGwire before steroids.


  50. Denny S 27 August 2012 at 3:38 pm

    My cousin Hulk Hogan has the flu, so he asked me to fill in for him.


  51. Joan Lutz 30 August 2012 at 8:07 am

    I’m trying to get abs like “The Situation!”


  52. jim honaker 1 September 2012 at 1:54 pm

    his ribs can be played like a xylophone


  53. jim honaker 1 September 2012 at 1:55 pm

    a dumbbell lifting dumbbells


  54. jim honaker 1 September 2012 at 1:55 pm

    he worked up to the dumbbells after carrying in the supplement bottles


  55. Tabitha 8 September 2012 at 12:41 am

    What it would look like if concentration camps had work out rooms.


  56. Claudette Stone 17 September 2012 at 5:43 pm

    Training for the Mr Universe featherweight division!


  57. Claudette Stone 17 September 2012 at 5:44 pm

    Training for the Mr Galaxy Dwarf Planet Division!


  58. Joan Lutz 1 October 2012 at 1:10 pm

    I’m taking vitamins and lifting weights in hope of getting a physique like Arnold Schwarzenegger when he became Mr. Universe!


  59. Denny S 3 October 2012 at 3:01 pm

    I’m shirtless so I can see the sweat bead-up on my pecs when I
    look in the mirror !


  60. footballisus 6 October 2012 at 12:48 pm

    I must I must I must increase my bust!


  61. Joan Lutz 6 October 2012 at 1:29 pm

    I’m trying to add a little muscle in hopes of attracting a girlfriend!


  62. Shawn Hendricks 20 October 2012 at 10:22 pm

    Fail.


  63. Shawn Hendricks 20 October 2012 at 10:24 pm

    Working up toward 98 pound weakling.


  64. Shawn Hendricks 20 October 2012 at 10:24 pm

    Arnie – Before.


  65. Shawn Hendricks 20 October 2012 at 10:26 pm

    Stick figure.


  66. footballisus 21 October 2012 at 4:04 am

    I call this the Twiggy peace sign!


  67. Pete dunn 26 October 2012 at 9:47 pm

    IM white and nerdy!


  68. ANNALISE 17 November 2012 at 5:26 am

    What do you mean, its not working !!???


  69. Julie S 21 November 2012 at 3:35 am

    I will get big and strong. I will get big and strong. I will get big and strong. Ma! Can I have a glass of water down here?


  70. Joan Lutz 21 November 2012 at 5:30 am

    I need to put some meat on my bones before trying out for the Seals!


  71. Jason Wilson 25 November 2012 at 11:22 am

    its amazing what we are able to super impose on peoples bodies today.


  72. Jason Wilson 25 November 2012 at 11:23 am

    objects in the mirror may actually appear smaller…..


  73. Jason Wilson 25 November 2012 at 11:31 am

    Million Dollar Baby was really inspiring.


  74. Rick Moskow 14 December 2012 at 12:33 am

    Died trying …… 1 week ago …….


  75. Hashtag Hero 18 December 2012 at 12:45 am

    Hey genius, You might want to read the label on those muscle building supplements again. I think you’ll be amazed how much better they work when you ingest them rather than lift them..


  76. karina 3 January 2013 at 1:54 am

    Maybe if the protein is in proximity it will make me Buff


  77. Joe 10 January 2013 at 1:21 pm

    Taking all these vitamins caused weights to grow out of my armpits.


  78. footballisus 11 January 2013 at 5:21 am

    I may not look strong but you ought to see my super muscular strong dong!


  79. Joan Lutz 16 January 2013 at 6:55 am

    I’m tired of being called “skinny balink”!


  80. SukiSukiNow 27 January 2013 at 5:34 pm

    “Think I’m buff now, you shoulda seen me BEFORE I took all these supplements!” brags Andy-rexia.


  81. SukiSukiNow 27 January 2013 at 5:37 pm

    This isn’t a guy working out. It’s an 18-wheel geekmobile.


  82. Jack Gilmore 28 January 2013 at 12:21 pm

    I used to be an NFL tackle.


  83. David Balkin 1 February 2013 at 8:01 pm

    I’m staring to this those steroids that guy sold me might have been fake.


  84. David Balkin 1 February 2013 at 8:02 pm

    Oh, yeh….see all these muscles? All natural, baby.


  85. David Balkin 1 February 2013 at 8:03 pm

    John’s decision not to hire a celebrity endorser for his new line of supplement powders was probably not the best business decision.


  86. Felicia Wesley 25 February 2013 at 12:32 am

    I drank my shakes, now here’s the workout.


  87. Felicia Wesley 25 February 2013 at 12:33 am

    Maybe if I stick to the dumbbells, I’ll get HUGE!!


  88. Joan Lutz 16 March 2013 at 7:19 am

    I believe in the powers of visualization!


  89. ren 23 March 2013 at 2:19 am

    i was told lifting weights makes your penis bigger


  90. Rawhide 23 March 2013 at 9:56 am

    You should have told me that 20 years ago…


  91. SukiSukiNow 27 March 2013 at 12:36 pm

    BWAHAHAHA! Dude, I am sooooo stealing that.


  92. SukiSukiNow 27 March 2013 at 12:40 pm

    “Do 50 dumbell reps a day and eventually you can actually lift one of these supplement jars high enough to make yourself a protein shake.”


  93. SukiSukiNow 27 March 2013 at 12:51 pm

    Kip Dynamite warms up for some Rex Kwon Do style cagefighting.


  94. ren 3 April 2013 at 1:45 pm

    I.AM. IRON MAN!!!


  95. ren 3 April 2013 at 1:45 pm

    my mommy says my pecs looks bigger


  96. Joan Lutz 4 April 2013 at 5:41 am

    Give me a 4 pack, give me a 6 pack…


  97. Donna Godoy 5 April 2013 at 6:22 pm

    If you dream it,you can do it.


  98. AMRieger 10 April 2013 at 3:15 pm

    Whatcha gonna do Rowdy Roddy Piper when these 4 inch pythons come crashing down on you!?!?!


  99. AMRieger 10 April 2013 at 3:20 pm

    “When It Comes Crashing Down and It Hurts Inside….”


  100. chaz anderson 12 April 2013 at 8:54 pm

    Craigslist’s ad: Unused weights and body building supplements. See picture. No need to ask why!!


  101. Bandej 19 April 2013 at 9:35 pm

    I have a dream…


  102. ren 26 April 2013 at 10:10 pm

    toms profile pic on J date


  103. Denny S 27 April 2013 at 9:00 pm

    If I don’t carry these I’ll float away.


  104. Katie S. 3 May 2013 at 2:20 am

    The people they leave out of the commercials whose results vary and are usually typical…

    After trying every product he began to wonder if it was time to cash in the 30 day satisfaction guarantee…


  105. Joan Lutz 7 June 2013 at 7:12 am

    I’m hoping to lift a heavy weight off of my shoulders!


  106. Joan Lutz 7 June 2013 at 7:19 am

    Listening to the theme song from Rocky lifts my mood and really gets me motivated!


  107. rochelle siegel 15 June 2013 at 1:19 pm

    Organic protein powder has increased my organ. Who says ‘size doesn’t matter?’ Mine’s a ‘whopper’ NOW!


  108. rochelle siegel 15 June 2013 at 1:21 pm

    “Lookie! Lookie! At MY ‘tooshie!”


  109. Jen McN 16 June 2013 at 9:07 am

    You know you want it!


  110. Jen McN 16 June 2013 at 9:08 am

    Stick to the workout has a whole new meaning.


  111. Jen McN 16 June 2013 at 9:10 am

    That little girl that beat me up is gonna be so sorry


  112. Denny S 17 June 2013 at 10:15 pm

    Eat your heart out Spiderman !


  113. Denny S 17 June 2013 at 10:16 pm

    I’ve stored all my muscles in the jars you see in front of me.


  114. Denny S 17 June 2013 at 10:20 pm

    I always work out alone so I don’t make others green with envy.


  115. rochelle day smith 22 June 2013 at 11:30 am

    All these protein powders I consume and I’m still 98 pounds!


  116. rochelle day smith 22 June 2013 at 11:32 am

    HELP! I’m stuck in mid-air…. I can’t move my position.


  117. Joan Lutz 23 June 2013 at 10:54 am

    At first, Jack LaLanne was a physical wreck, too!


  118. Rawhide 23 June 2013 at 11:10 am

    Ahhhh, so close…


  119. Joan Lutz 23 June 2013 at 11:42 am

    Some say that Charles Atlas started out lifting weights before he went into Isometric Exercises!


  120. Rawhide 23 June 2013 at 12:06 pm

    Congrats Joan! Charles Atlas is the Winner! Finally! ha! This contest is officially over! :)
    -Raw


  121. Joan Lutz 23 June 2013 at 5:57 pm

    Eureka! Thanks for the hint!
    Joan


  122. Rawhide 23 June 2013 at 6:10 pm

    Always do when someone gets really close and hot! :)